Thursday, August 8, 2013

She Creature The Movie

Run Time: 91 minutes
Rated R: warning! This has a lot of sexual scenes and gore! Do not watch if you are sensitive to either one!

Summary(amazon.com):
This surprisingly satisfying horror movie centers on a mermaid--but it's hardly one of the giggly types from Peter Pan. Rufus Sewell and Carla Gugino play a couple of small-time circus people who discover that an eccentric old man keeps a genuine mermaid in a water-filled tank. Dreaming of an invitation from Ringling Bros., Sewell steals the mermaid and loads her on a ship for America. But in the middle of the Atlantic, the hungry mermaid shows her darker side--and Gugino learns that she may be linked to the mermaid in unexpected ways. She Creature was no doubt made on a low budget, but it looks excellent and the above-average script gives the strong cast firm ground to stand on. The mermaid herself (Rya Kihlsted) is both lovely and eerie. All in all, an enjoyable homage to classic horror films. --Bret Fetzer

Ugh! Talk about ugly!
This is a figurine from the movie
of the mermaid!
My Review:
I have to say, when I first picked this DVD up from the library, I was a bit blown away at how sinister the movie sounded, and looked! But I do admit, it made for an interesting movie! Although it was one of those B-rated horror movies, the special effects were actually phenomenal! The mermaid's tail was incredible! The acting too, was quite good. The mermaid, played by Rya Kihlsted put on a really amazing performance. I mean, she just oozed evil! The only complaint I do have about this movie is that like most horror movies made now, there is a bit of sex that goes on. There actually is a sex scene in the movie, and the mermaids breasts are exposed in almost every scene that she is in. In addition, there is obviously gore, so if you don't feel comfortable with either theme, then this movie isn't for you. However, for a b-rated horror movie that included a mermaid, I think it was a pretty interesting concept. I give this movie (****) 4 stars.
-Sirenita The Selkie




Ugly tail, in my opinion.
But its a horror movie!
Great effects though!



Saturday, July 13, 2013

Finding good mermaid movies is quite a challenge! Dont worry mer-readers! I'll find something soon!
-Sirenita The Selkie

Monday, June 24, 2013

Lady In The Water Movie

Year Released: 2006Rated: PG-13 (some scary scenes not suitable for small children)
Run Time: 1 hour and 50 minutes

Summary(imdb.com)
Apartment building superintendent Cleveland Heep rescues what he thinks is a young woman from the pool he maintains. When he discovers that she is actually a character from a bedtime story who is trying to make the journey back to her home, he works with his tenants to protect his new friend from the creatures that are determined to keep her in our world.

My Review:
"Lady In The Water" is a beautiful story, full of fantasy that inspires hope. M. Night Shyamalan created this movie around the idea that everyone and everything has a purpose in this life as well as the traditional concept of good vs. evil. I really believe that Story, the narf that the story is focused on, is simply an inspiring character, full of traits such as bravery, courage and wisdom that viewers will love. The only comment I have on this movie is the first time that I watched it, I was a bit confused with the storyline. It is one of those movies that you definitely have to pay attention to, and listen and follow the story or else you will be lost. I also strongly suggest that parents watch the movie first before deciding whether or not it will be suitable for your child. There were definitely parts that were a bit scary. I truly love this movie though, and I give it (*****) 5 stars.
PS: check out the book review here
-Sirenita The Selkie

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Night Tide movie

Night TideReleased: 1963
NR (not scary or sexual)
Run Time: 84 minutes

Summary(IMDB.com):
On leave in a shore side town, Johnny becomes interested in a young dark haired woman. They meet and he learns that she plays a mermaid in the local carnival. After strange occurrences, Johnny begins to believe that she may actually be a real mermaid that habitually kills during the cycle of the full moon.

My Review:
Confusing plot, horrible themes and a cheesy love story with very odd characters... this is what awaits you if you decide to watch "Night Tide". I was very disappointed with this movie, especially after I read what the movie was about. It seemed interesting to finally find a movie with a scary mermaid. However, the movie opens up with Johnny, the lead male role, almost instantly falling in love with Mora, the lead female role, and then follows with a strange plot line that I had to keep rewinding because I could not follow it. As for the scary effect, there really wasn't anything in the movie that was creepy or scary. The ending had to be the worst part of it all. The viewer is left with so many unanswered questions and it was frustrating! Sorry merfolk, don't bother picking this movie up. I give it (*) 1 star.
-Sirenita The Selkie

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Miranda Movie

Release Date: 1948
Rating: NR (totally clean movie! Just some fun flirtiness but nothing sexual)
Run Time: 80 minutes

Summary(IMDB.com):
A young married physician discovers a mermaid, and gives into her request to be taken to see London. Comedy and romantic entanglements ensue soon after.


                                                                  My Review:
I had first heard of this movie while searching for "Mr. Peabody and The Mermaid" which is one of my favorites! Both of the movies came out around the same time, so I figured I would like it. I thought overall this movie was pretty charming, and had some moments when I was laughing. Miranda is a real flirt and can have any man swooning as soon as they see her, but its just her mermaid nature. I also thought the tail was quite real looking and was stunning! Here are some pictures:
 Her tail is amazing! I don't even know where her legs are! Miranda is definitely a mermaid character that leaves an impression. The only complaint I have is that she does remind me more of a human than a mermaid. Overall, I give this movie (****) 4 stars.
-Sirenita The Selkie

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Mermaids The Body Found: Part II The Evidence

Description: This is part II of the "mock-umentary" Mermaids: The Body Found. To see my review of the first part, check it out here
My Review: First, I would like to discuss what a "mock-umentary" is. This term refers to a documentary that has possible theories, but the actual storyline and people are fictional. In "Mermaids" the theories that were used, such as the aquatic ape theory and the bloop recording are theories that are still being explored, but the scientists were just characters who were part of a storyline. However, I still loved this film and I thought it was created with beautiful effects and left the viewer with a more open mind as to what is in the ocean. I still think Animal Planet should make this a DVD. Tonight, "Mermaids: The New Evidence" was presented a year after its first part was released. I was very excited to watch this. I must say though, I was very disappointed with the way this came out. I was expecting them to put a real scientist on the spot, and not the same actor so we can get some real possibilities and theories. All they kept showing was footage of the CGI merfolk. To be quite honest it started to get annoying. I don't recommend watching this second part, and actually give it only (**) 2 stars. However, please watch the original documentary. It was awesome!

-Sirenita The Selkie

Friday, May 17, 2013

Mr. Peabody and The Mermaid

Rating: NR (not rated)
* dont worry guys! This movie is very clean! *

Run Time: 89 min.
Released: 1948

Summary(imdb.com):
As told to a psychiatrist: Mr. Peabody, middle-aged Bostonian on vacation with his wife in the Caribbean, hears mysterious, wordless singing on an uninhabited rock in the bay. Fishing in the vicinity, he catches...a mermaid. He takes her home and, though she has no spoken language, falls in love with her. Of course, his wife won't believe that thing in the bathtub is anything but a large fish. Predictable complications follow in rather tame fashion. Written by Rod Crawford <puffinus@u.washington.edu>

My Review:
Look at that tail and color!
Wow!
I usually never liked to watch black-and-white films, however, if it has a mermaid, I will definitely give it a try! This movie is so sweet, and Lenore the mermaid is absolutely charming and adorable when she is with Mr. Peabody. Even though Ann Blyth has no lines (shes a mermaid! She cant talk), she portrayed her emotions and movements as a mermaid so well.  I really loved the flow of the plot, and nothing was confusing or out of context. I have to say, for a movie that came out in the late 40's, the tail that Ann Blyth (Lenore The Mermaid) had to wear is beautiful! Here is a colored photo I found on Google. The tail is gorgeous and so life-like, very similar to the modern silicone tails of today (maybe this tail was silicone? Not sure!) As with most mermaid movies there are three key elements: The Mermaid, The Plot, and The Romance! Everything tied in so well together, and I would definitely recommend this to anyone who loves black-and-white movies, and to anyone who loves mermaid movies! I give this movie (*****) 5 stars Enjoy!
-Sirenita The Selkie